Meet the 'Bachers

Mr. Redenbacher needs to get with the Organic Kettle Corn program. Sure, it's impressive that the geeked-out popcorn maker offers Organic Microwave Popcorn at my local conventional grocery store (never mind that the Organic version comes with only 2 bags per box, as opposed to the 3 bags in regular 'corn ... for the same price). But where is the organic kettle corn in his "green" offerings?

Every brand of micro-corn has an assortment of flavors in its arsenal: cheddar, butter, butter lite, movie theater butter, artery-clogging butter ... and yes, kettle corn. That slightly sweet, slightly salty satisfier that has moved from the State Fair to our living rooms. And yet ... the makers of said popcorn have not yet forayed into making an organic version. A shame, indeed.

So, tonight, after returning Marc's 2-day late movie to Safeway (yes, they have one of those instant renta boxes) I browsed the 3 full shelves of microwave popping corn and settled on a particular variety of Orville Redenbacher's Gourmet Popping Corn: Smart Pop! Kettle Korn. It was the only one made without hydrogenated oil.

I guess you can chock one up to old four-eyes after all.

Buying Piece of Mind

Seems like everyone is talking Carbon Offsets these days. Or, as I call them "A Green Living Strategy for People who don't want to do without their polluting ways."

Laurie David played down her private jet trips across the country by saying touting her "offsets" purchases.

The band Gomez operates a "carbon neutral" tour by buying offsets when they have to travel via modes outside of their biodiesel tour bus.

For those of you sitting in the dark right now, trying to limit your energy consumption - here's carbon offsetting in a nutshell:
You give money to groups/organizations who are implementing emission-reducing programs to make up for the pollution you are emitting. You pay for emission-reductions elsewhere instead of reducing your own actions. Hence my name ... "A Green Living Strategy for People who don't want to do without their polluting ways."

For example: Marc drives his Xterra to Cheyenne 3 times a week, which results in 17,255 lbs. of Co2 emitted into the atmosphere each year. Carbon Offsetting suggests Marc should buy a "Road Tripper TerraPass" for $79.95 (per year) to make up for his wasteful ways. According to TerraPass.com, "TerraPass funds clean energy from sources like wind farms, methane capture facilities, and more. By replacing energy from fossil fuels with clean energy, TerraPass reduces carbon dioxide emissions. These reductions balance the emissions from your car."

So, instead of suggesting Marc inconvenience himself to carpool more often, they just ask him to throw money at encouraging "other" people to use renewable resources. Maybe Marc should consider carpooling and taking that money he would spend on $3.50 / gallon gas to buy wind credits for his house. That way he would be reducing energy consumption in TWO places: gas in car and dirty coal-generated electricity at home.

I guess that's just too much work for us.

Dandy-Lion Fun

Noxious dandelion killing sprays are for lazy people.

For just $3.67 (cost of the cheapest digger tool at the Depot) and 5 hours of my time, I dug up all the brilliant yellow flowers I could find on our yard. Sure, I'm sunburnt and tired, I have a little blister on my thumb and I'm probably going to have to do it all again next weekend thanks to the dandelion farm my neighbors are apparently growing in place of their lawn, but there is a certain amount of satisfaction that comes from plucking each of those little buggers up from their cozy little spot in my grass.

As I was crouched in the grass with my little digger tool, I started wondering why restaurants/grocers charge a premium for gourmet dandelion greens. Maybe I should start a dandelion farm. Even I could make that grow.

The Miracle Worker

I'll admit it. My shower can get kind of gross. I despise scrubbing the tile walls and I let it get pretty bad before I'll get down and dirty with the cleaning.

Today, however, I discovered a miracle shower cleaner that will keep my rain locker bright, shiny and funk-free without scrubbing (or toxic smells). I sprayed Seventh Generation Bathroom Cleaner (natural citrus scent) on some of the darkest spots on my tile grout (don't act like you don't know what I'm talking about) and without the slightest bit of elbow grease, the gunk was gone!

I sprayed this sweet smelling cleaning product all over the shower and within seconds everything was white and gleaming. Did I mention there was no scrubbing?

Best of all - it's make without chlorine, petroleum based solvents, glycol ethers, phosphates, acids, caustics, dyes or perfumes. no unpleasant fumes, no harmful residues and is safe for the environment (biodegradable).

It's not often you can get excited about cleaning.

Cold Pizza

Friday night at the Angelo's typically means stepping out to the local brewpub - Coopersmith's for a beer and some relatively healthy fare.

Last night I enjoyed a wood-fired pizza (they do this great thing with crushed peppercorns in the crust) but after 3 pieces, I was ready to pack it up. Tyler (the server) brought me an over sized Styrofoam box (plastic #5) to serve as my doggie bag.

A simple piece of tinfoil would have sufficed and it makes me wonder why restaurants still insist on utilizing environmental evils such as these take out boxes. Is it really necessary to encase your half a pizza in a bomb-proof clamshell box? But rather than bemoan the restaurant take-out industry, I will learn to ask for tin foil when it's necessary ... or weigh the cost of leaving those slices behind rather than add to my trash pile with a hard-to-recycle item.

After all this pondering ... I forgot the box on the table, anyway.

Mercury Is On the Rise

Did you ever do that experiment in high school where the teacher would break open a thermometer and let you push around the balls of mercury? Ah, the good old days.

Today, scientists are uncovering a host of health issues related to mercury contamination - including attributing the rise in autistic kids (1 in 150 is now diagnosed) to environmental toxins, such as mercury.

So - I started to do some research to find where I might be getting my mercury from. The biggie for me is fish. Here's a nifty calculator to figure out the amount of mercury you might be getting from your sushi: http://www.mercuryexposure.org/index.php?page_id=36.

General rule of thumb is to eat fish lower on the food chain - salmon, rainbow trout, oysters, striped bass (farmed), pollock, flounder, sole, Alaskan king crab, perch, clams, scallops, shrimp, catfish, haddock and tilapia are all good to eat. These fish typically have loads of healthy Omega-3s and Selenium and piddly mercury levels. Canned tuna is saddled with mercury ... which saddens me because I just got this great wasabi canola mayonnaise that would make for excellent tuna sammies.

I also discovered this list of Sources of Mercury on www.mercuryexposure.org.
Here are some highlights:

Flu vaccines (you can ask for a mercury-free flu shot): http://www.vaccinesafety.edu/thi-table.htm
Latex paint
Laxatives
Mascara (a lot of cosmetics were on the list, but no brands ... further research needs to be done on this one)
Tattoo pigments
Cleaning solvents, including: Ajax, Comet, Lysol Direct, Soft Scrub, Dove soap, Ivory and Joy dishwashing liquid, Liquid Murphy's Oil Soap. (I have no doubt at least one of these products is in our cabinet).

It's Not Lucky Charms, but ...

... discovering Organic Honey Bunches of Oats at Target today was a real score. Taste testing revealed a deliciously crisp, lightly sweet cereal - although I'm pretty sure they skimped on the honey nut clusters in the organic version and replaced them with more wheat flakes. Regardless - it made for a tasty before-bed snack.

Post enthusiastically features it's other "sensible solution" food items on the side of the cereal box:
Select Apple Cinnamon Harvest Cereal - Organic
Grape Nuts - Organic
Kraft Macaroni & Cheese - Organic (I wonder if it's still neon orange)
Oscar Mayer Smoked Uncured Beef Franks - Natural (whatever that means) with no Nitrate or Nitrites Added